Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Love Being a Cow, artist - The Axis of Awesome. Date of issue: 16.11.2013
Song language: English
I Love Being a Cow |
| I look at my family gathered round |
| They’re laying softly on the ground |
| My kids are asleep and so is my wife |
| I feel so lucky that this is my life |
| During the day we graze and roam |
| We might live in a barn, but hey it’s home |
| We share with two donkeys and sau |
| Oh it’s a great day to be a cow |
| Woah ho ho, I love being a cow |
| Nothing is better than here and now |
| I live with three horses, a traveling lamb |
| Here in our humble little barn, in Bethlehem |
| There’s a noise at the door, and in walks Tim |
| He’s the inkeeper of the inn |
| He lets in a woman and a man |
| This wasn’t part of my day’s plan |
| They push my kids' out of the way, |
| And she lays down upon my hay |
| Hey that isn’t cool, that’s where I sleep |
| I paid for that hay, it wasn’t cheap |
| Woah, ho ho is that a head? |
| She’s giving birth all up in my bed |
| Comes into my barn and makes a mess |
| I go to work in the morning, I don’t need distress |
| Oh come on! |
| That’s where I eat! |
| She’s having a baby where I eat |
| Oh oh, now there’s three dudes coming in as well |
| Oh why don’t you join the damn party |
| It’s only my house |
| Woah ho ho, I love being a cow |
| Where is my family mean to sleep now? |
| Today looked so good, you just had to spoil it |
| You treated my kitchen like a public toilet |
| Woah ho ho, It sucks being a cow |
| I work in a field, pulling a plow |
| Then at night, in comes a pregnant stranger |
| And gets placenta all in my manger |
| Woah ho ho, screw being a cow! |
| It sucks being a cow! |
| Stop being a cow! |
| Why am I a cow?! |
| This sucks! |
| TIM! |
| Stop letting people in, I don’t want a drummer boy here! |
| Don’t you dare fade down the music |
| I have a 4 minute track |
| I haven’t even done the rap yet |
| Don’t, MOO! |
| MOO! |
| MOO! |