Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Noisy Eater, artist - The Avalanches.
Date of issue: 07.07.2016
Song language: English
The Noisy Eater |
Munch! |
Munch! |
Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater |
I’m hungry, I want something to eat |
Something with a crunch and very sweet |
Just woke up so you know the scenario |
I’m craving cereal like Cheerios |
Maybe frosted flakes, I might munch |
But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch |
So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice |
In my stomach I heard a voice |
It said: «Please feed me, my tank is on empty |
I’m seeing things, so please don’t tempt me» |
So I said «okay», and got my bowl |
Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold |
Sat down at the table and said my grace |
Because I knew what was about to take place |
«Yum yum, eat 'em up», my belly said |
The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed! |
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly |
He got ju-ju eyeballs, he’s one holy roller |
He’s got… |
Crunch! |
Did you ever know a noisy eater? |
Aauuuuuuuuuuuu! |
Now it’s lunchtime, and I’m hungry again |
I don’t know where I should begin |
Maybe I’ll get some super salmon, mmm that’s good |
I don’t want no chicken, it tastes like wood |
But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch |
So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' |
Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd |
And said «Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!» |
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly |
He got ju-ju eyeballs. |
he’s one holy roller |
He’s got… |
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um |
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me |
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly |
He got ju-ju eyeballs. |
He’s one holy roller |
He’s got… |
Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud! |
Yum, yum, yum, yum yum |
Mmm, that’s good! |
They all thought I had stopped |
And where’s the gravy? |
No matter! |