| Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
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| Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter’s in school
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| I’m afraid he’s not, Miss Fishborne
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| Dexter’s truancy problem is way out of hand
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| The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
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| Dexter from the entire public school system
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| Oh Mr Kirk, I’m as upset as you to learn of Dexter’s truancy
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| But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
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| I’m afraid expulsion is the only answer
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| It’s the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
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| That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
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| That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
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| That boy needs therapy
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| Lie down on the couch! |
| What does that mean?
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| You’re a nut! |
| You’re crazy in the coconut!
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| What does that mean? |
| That boy needs therapy
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| I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
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| Grab a kazoo, let’s have a duel
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| Now when I count three
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| That, that, that, that, that boy. |
| boy needs therapy
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| He was white as a sheet
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| And he also made false teeth
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| Avalanches is above, business continues below
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| Did I ever tell you the story about
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| Cowboys! |
| M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
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| I… I felt strangely hypnotised
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| I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
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| And milk! |
| Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
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| And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
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| I promise my girlfriend I’d, the violin, violin, violin …
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| Frontier Psychiatrist
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| Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
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| Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
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| Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
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| That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
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| That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
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| That boy needs therapy
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| Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
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| You’re a nut! |
| You’re crazy in the coconut!
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| What does that mean? |
| That boy needs therapy
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| I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
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| Ranagazoo, let’s have a tune
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| Now when I count three
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| That, that, that, that, that boy. |
| boy needs therapy
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| He was white as a sheet
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| And he also made false teeth
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| Frontier Psychiatrist
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| Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
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| A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? |
| Yeah!
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| Sometimes a parrot talks
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| Hello hello hello hello
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| Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
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| Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
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| Can you think of anything else?
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| Um, a record, record, record ! |