Lyrics Hygiene Squad - The Ark

Hygiene Squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad
The money’s bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
— That's how they’re doin' business at the hygiene squad
My momma made me join the hygiene squad
I’m doing my shift with a guy named Claude
We’re staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud
— That's how we spend our pastime at the hygiene squad
And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp
«We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents
I’ve used up all the kleenex
And the money that you sent
— Take me back momma, I won’t fuss and fight!
Please don’t make me stay 'til friday’s talent night
Last week some german showed us how to sterilize cod
— That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad"
My momma made me join the hygiene squad
On the nightshift you mustn’t lower your guard
The things you see makes you want to shout
«- Oh, god!
Why did momma make me join the hygiene squad?»
And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp
«We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents
I’ve used up all the kleenex
And the money that you sent
— Take me back momma, I won’t fuss and fight!
Please don’t make me stay 'til friday’s talent night
Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod
— That's how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad"
Mymymymymymy momma made me join the hygiene squad
The money’s bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
— That's how they’re doin' business at the hygiene squad
[They make me work double
And they make me work hard]
That’s how we let our hair down at the hygiene squad
[They make me work double
And they make me work hard]
You see, my momma made me join the hygiene squad