| Ask me how do I feel
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| Ask me now that we’re cozy and clinging
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| Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I’d be ringing!
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| From the moment we kissed tonight
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| That’s the way I’ve just gotta behave
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| Boy, if I were a lamp I’d light
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| And If I were a banner I’d wave!
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| Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
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| Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I’d be swinging!
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| And if I were a watch I’d start popping my springs!
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| Or if I were a bell I’d go ding dong, ding dong ding!
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| Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I’m learning.
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| Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I’d be burning!
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| Well, I knew my moral would crack
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| From the wonderful way that you looked!
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| Boy, if I were a duck I’d quack!
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| Or if I were a goose I’d be cooked!
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| Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we’re fondly caressing
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| Well, if I were a salad I know I’d be splashing my dressing
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| Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
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| Well, if I were a bell I’d go ding dong, ding dong ding! |