| Mr Horace Greeley was no fool
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| I’m sure that you agree with me that Greeley was no fool
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| What he is getting at is that Mr Greeley was no fool
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| Boy The wisdom of the man can be denied by none
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| For he’s the one that said
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| Before you go to Buffalo to Baltimore or Borneo
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| To Eastern Pennsylvania or Japan
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| Go west! |
| Young man
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| If you go to that land, sonny
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| You will have a lot of money
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| If you bring the money with you when you come
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| To the lone prairie, yippi-yi, yippi-yi
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| Yippi-yi-yi-yi!
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| Yippi-yi, yippi-yi, yippi-yi
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| Before you read a travel ad
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| And scamper off to Trinidad
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| Too often in New York and Yucatan
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| Go west! |
| Young man
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| In the East they live on doughnuts
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| In the West the natives grow up
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| And I guarantee you go nuts if you come
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| To the lone prairie, yippi-yay, yippi-yay
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| Yippi-yay-yay-yay!
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| Yippi-yi, yippi-yi, yippi-yi
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| A cowboy’s gal is a real true pal
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| She will stick to him right or wrong
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| Right or wrong
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| She don’t say nothing
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| And she don’t do nothing
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| And she don’t know nothing
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| And she don’t want nothing but a horse
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| And a cowboy, for she’s just keeps rolling along
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| Go west! |
| Young man
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| Go where the airport’s tearing the chest, young man
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| You can ride a bucking bronco or a pony
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| You can cut a calf in half and make baloney
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| Go west! |
| Young man
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| Go right up there and give 'em the very best you can
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| Don’t go east, don’t go south, don’t go north, have a care
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| Don’t go up, don’t go down, don’t go here, don’t go there
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| If it’s true what they say about Dixie
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| Go West! |
| Young man
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| Go out and till the soil there
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| Dig for gold and you’ll find oil there
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| Where the crow flies, where the snow flies, go, there’s no «no»!
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| If you are fond of hunting there’s no place that can compare
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| You may not bag a lion or a tiger or a bear
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| But if you want a jack-ass there are plenty of them there
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| Go West! |
| Young Man
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| The judges there are very fair, they always are of course!
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| A cowboy and his Mrs went to court for a divorce
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| The cowboy got the children and the Mrs got the horse
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| All Go west! |
| Young man
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| Yi-hi! |