| One for sorrow, two for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| Mother told me time to settle down
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| Just find a man and a house in a cosy little town
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| It’s one for sorrow and two for joy
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| You don’t need a friend to get your happy end…
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| Father told me don’t you be so smart
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| Just find a boy that you like
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| Who’ll try not to break your heart
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| To have no sorrow
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| You can’t go wrong
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| Taking words of advice from an old love song
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| It’s one for sorrow 2 for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| It’s one for sorrow
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| You only fail if you measure up your life against a fairy tale
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| The happyeverafter dream is a lie that they sell you in the magazines
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| Mother told me life would be complete
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| With a man and a car and a house on a street
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| It’s one for sorrow, and two for joy
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| Cos these are the rules that you must employ
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| Father told me that there ain’t no pain
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| That the needle on the record puts together again
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| To have no sorrow
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| You can only fail if you measure up your life against a fairy tale
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| It’s one for sorrow 2 for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| It’s one for sorrow
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| You can’t go wrong
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| Taking words of advice from an old love song
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| It’s one for sorrow 2 for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| It’s one for sorrow
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| You only fail if you measure up your life against a fairy tale
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| It’s one for sorrow…
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| It’s one for sorrow…
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| It’s one for sorrow…
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| It’s one for sorrow…
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| Oh…
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| It’s one for sorrow 2 for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| It’s one for sorrow
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| You only fail if you measure up your life against a fairy tale
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| (Measure up your life against a fail)
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| It’s one for sorrow 2 for joy
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| These are the rules that you must employ
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| It’s one for sorrow
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| You can’t go wrong
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| Taking words of advice from an old love song
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| (It's all over all over all over all over… |