| The naughty lady of Shady Lane
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| Has hit the town like a bomb
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| The back-fence gossip hasn’t been this good
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| Since Mabel ran off with Tom
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| Our town was peaceful and quiet
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| Before she came on the scene
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| The lady has started a riot
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| Disturbing the suburban routine
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| I mean that naughty lady of Shady Lane
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| Has the town in a whirl
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| The naughty lady of Shady Lane
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| Me-oh my-oh, what a girl
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| You should she how she carries on
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| With her admirers galore
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| She must be giving them quite a thrill
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| The way they flock to her door
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| She throws those come-hither glances
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| At every Tom, Dick and Joe
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| When offered some liquid refreshments
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| The lady never, never says no
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| The things they’re trying to pin on her
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| Won’t hold much water, for sure
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| Beneath the powder and fancy lace
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| There beats a heart sweet and pure
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| She just needs someone to change her
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| Then she’ll be nice as can be
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| If you’re in the neighborhood, stranger
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| You’re welcome to drop in and see
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| The naughty lady of Shady Lane
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| So delightful to hold
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| So delectable
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| Quite respectable
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| And she’s only nine days old |