| We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh
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| To commemorate a very good man, Brother Jedidiah
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| He stands about 5'8″
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| Two hundred and thirty-seven thousand pounds
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| Of pure beef, from the northern coast
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| I wear the yarmulke to court to try to gain some sort of leverage
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| My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge’s beverage
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| As a team player, you know what?
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| I’ma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano
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| Rabbi Rodriguez did the bris
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| Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed
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| Like a dog, that’s his dick that he split
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| So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip
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| What the fuck?
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| Oh, pardon me
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| I was out here busy living your lies
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| You’ve been dead your whole life
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| Oye, Alfonzo, pull up the car!
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| Riker’s Island runway show better than Yeezy season
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| This year the color green is in
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| Dog, I’m fucking crazy like Velcro sneakers
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| I’m playing with shit
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| Dog, I ain’t playing with shit
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| Your frame will lay in a ditch
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| My chick is Asian with a twist
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| I’m so hard, you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick
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| Better be turkey though
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| So if these turkeys try to murk me, Moe
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| I’ll let these turkeys know that I’m in Turkey, hoe
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| Shit
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| We was 47 and a half deep on the strip
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| You was in front of the store with Team Jordan’s and yellow pajama pants
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| That’s a big no-no!
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| That’s a BIG no-no! |