Lyrics $19.95 + Tax - The Abyssinians

$19.95 + Tax

Hmm yeah
Mmm hmm
Yeah yeah
Anything you need, ‘avin' a Visa or a MasterCard
Living in the USA
They say it’s a great place to be
It is a centre of false attraction
Inna dis a place
There is a lot of action
Some people call it a new event
That they read about in the Bible
But sometime I tell you, my friend
You think you’re in hell
Anything you need
Living in the USA
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
In a few
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
When your gold turnin' to brass
You know your diamond is made out of glass
So they say the first will never last
Don’t spend your money so fast
Save me from the evil of this nineteen ninety-five
Turned upside down
I don’t want this life burning my ground
And six sixty-six on the way
Coming to you
It’s the mark of the beast
Watch what you do
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
In a few
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
Come bust down your belly
And listen to some Bible tricks
Or you can hear the greatest hits
Or lose some weight without trying
They all say they’re not lying
Yet I and I is crying
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
In a few
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you
All you need
Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling
And they ship it to you
I put-put-put it in the mail
Post it to you