Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song You Need A Thneed, artist - The 88. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
You Need A Thneed |
| Everybody needs a Thneed |
| A fine thing that all people need |
| The Thneed is good |
| The Thneed is great |
| And it’s just $ 3.98 |
| Everybody needs a Thneed |
| It’s revolutionary guaranteed! |
| The Thneed is new |
| The Thneed is nice |
| And did you see that price? |
| Since the glorious dawn of man |
| There’s never been a thing to do what this thing can |
| So listen carefully To all the wondrous things a Thneed can be |
| It’s a sock, it’s a suit |
| Boxing glove, parachute |
| A butterfly net, reusable diaper |
| An exercise belt, a runny nose wiper |
| A slingshot, a muzzle, a jump rope, a hat |
| A colorful sweater you put on your cat |
| Nothing else in this world can do that |
| Old or young, tall or short, thin or fat |
| Republican, independent, libertarian or democrat |