Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme, artist - The 1975.
Date of issue: 29.11.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme |
This is a story about a lonely, lonely man |
He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street |
In a lonely part of the world but of course |
He had the internet, the internet, as you know |
Was his friend, you could say his best friend |
They would play with eachother everyday |
Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things |
Having sex with eachother |
Informing people on what was wrong with them in their life |
Playing games with young children at home with their parents |
One day the man whose name was @snowflakesmasher86 turned to his friend the |
internet |
And he said, «internet, do you love me?» |
The internet looked at him and said, «yes, I love you very, very, very, |
very much. |
I am your best friend in fact I love you so much that I never ever |
want us to be apart ever again» |
«I would like that"said the man |
And so they embarked on a life together |
Wherever the man went he took his friend |
The man and the internet went everywhere together |
Except of course the places where the internet could not go |
They went to the countryside, they went to birthday parties of the children of |
some of his less important friends, different countries, even the moon |
When the man got sad |
His friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better |
He would get him cooked animals |
And show him the people having sex again |
And he would always always agree with him |
This one was the man’s favourite and it made him very happy |
The man trusted his friend so much |
«I feel like I could tell you anything"he said on a particularly lonely day |
«You can, you can tell me anything, I’m your best friend, anything you say to |
me will stay strictly between you and the internet» |
And so he did, the man shared everything with his friend |
All of his fears and desires |
All of his loves, past and present |
All of the places he had been and was going |
And pictures of his penis |
He would tell himself, «man does not live by bread alone» |
And then he died in his lonely house, on the lonely street |
In that lonely part of the world |
You can go on his Facebook |