Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Miss America, artist - That Handsome Devil. Album song That Handsome Devil, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 23.10.2006
Record label: Stardust
Song language: English
Miss America |
Tommy stutters comically |
When he says a lot of things |
Mommy does the shopping |
Daddy’s digging through the laundry bins |
He likes to try on mommy’s things |
With his hair up in her bobby pins |
The neighbors very neighborly |
Occasionally taking peeks at his neice while she takes a pee |
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak |
So pick up the phone |
Fix up your lawn |
Turn the TV on |
There’s nothing wrong |
Middle America, I love you |
Old Mister Wilkenson killed a man |
Drunk from the bar |
Hit him with the front of his car |
Drug him so far |
There was nothing but parts |
For hundreds of yards |
Those thick damn power lines |
Will drive you out your mind |
Edna sits in the shower sometimes |
For hours and cries |
Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye |
So pick up the phone |
Fix up your lawn |
Turn the TV on |
There’s nothing wrong |
Middle America, I love you |
Smoking softly but |
Mommy’s body shook |
Dropped the coffee cup |
I guess the coffee wasn’t strong enough |
Becca was a quiet girl |
Behind the wheel |
With a mouth full of diet pills |
A couple beers |
And some stuff for your sinuses |
Dancing in the fire |
Smashing all of the appliances |
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects |