Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Family Functions, artist - That Dog.. Album song That Dog., in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 11.07.2019
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
Family Functions |
Now that you are my most special one |
And you know we’ve already gone to the prom |
Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
Won’t you be the one that I’ve got on my arm? |
It’s not every boy who brings me broken arrows |
It’s not every boy who brings me bottled rain |
Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
You will see then that I’m not really to blame |
Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store |
Uncle Max was in the Mob |
Cousin Lester married a shiksa |
Crazy Aunt Ingas can’t find a job |
Ingas, oh pingas, you’re my favorite |
Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune |
Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress |
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Uncle Tony, she’s a bride in June |
«He's a nice Jewish boy,» they will say |
But the truth is that I knew it all along |
Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
You had better, 'cause I wrote you this damn song |