Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Family Functions , by - That Dog.. Song from the album That Dog., in the genre Иностранный рокRelease date: 11.07.2019
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
Family Functions |
| Now that you are my most special one |
| And you know we’ve already gone to the prom |
| Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
| Won’t you be the one that I’ve got on my arm? |
| It’s not every boy who brings me broken arrows |
| It’s not every boy who brings me bottled rain |
| Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
| You will see then that I’m not really to blame |
| Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store |
| Uncle Max was in the Mob |
| Cousin Lester married a shiksa |
| Crazy Aunt Ingas can’t find a job |
| Ingas, oh pingas, you’re my favorite |
| Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune |
| Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress |
| ?? |
| Uncle Tony, she’s a bride in June |
| «He's a nice Jewish boy,» they will say |
| But the truth is that I knew it all along |
| Won’t you come with me to family functions? |
| You had better, 'cause I wrote you this damn song |