| Now I’m a feller with a heart of gold
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| And the ways of a gentleman I’ve been told
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| The kind of guy that wouldn’t even harm a flea
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| But if me and a certain character met
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| The guy that invented the cigarette
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| I’d murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree
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| Now, it ain’t cuz I don’t smoke myself
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| And I don’t reckon that it’ll harm your health
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| Smoked all my life and I ain’t dead yet
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| But nicotine slaves are all the same
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| At a pettin' party or a poker game
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| Everything gotta stop while they have that cigarette
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| Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
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| That you hates to make him wait
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| But you just gotta have another cigarette
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| Now in a game of chance the other night
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| Old Dame Fortune was a-doin' me right
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| The kings and the queens just kept on comin' round
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| Then I got a full and I bet 'em high
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| But my bluff didn’t work on a certain guy
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| He just kept on raisin' and layin' that money down
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| Now he’d raise me and I’d raise him
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| I sweated blood, gotta sink or swim
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| He finally called and didn’t even raise the bet
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| So I said «aces full Pops how 'bout you?»
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| He said «I'll tell you in a minute or two
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| But right now, I just gotta have a cigarette»
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| Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
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| That you hates to make him wait
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| But you just gotta have another cigarette
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| The other night I had a date
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| With the cutest little girl in the 48 States
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| A high-bred, uptown, fancy little dame
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| She loved me and it seemed to me
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| That things were 'bout like they oughta be
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| So hand in hand we strolled down lover’s lane
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| She was oh so far from a cake of ice
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| And our smoochin' party was goin' real nice
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| So help me, Hannah I believe I’d be there yet
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| But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze
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| And she said, «ah, Marty, excuse me please
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| I just gotta have another, cigarette»
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| Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
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| That you hate to make him wait
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| But you just gotta have another cigarette |