| I’ve got a box full of matches but the fires won’t burn
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| A cartload of monkeys, the wheels won’t turn
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| A head full of nothing, I never seem to learn anything anymore
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| I’ve got a bag full of promises I can’t keep
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| A hundred reasons why I don’t sleep
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| A lot of friends that I don’t see
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| Maybe that’s what friends are for
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| And you can do anything that you want to me
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| Cut off my legs and call me shorty
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| Love me although I’m fat and almost thirty-three
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| What’s wrong with me?
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| I’ve got a pocket full of secrets that I can’t hide
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| A mind and a mouth that’s open wide
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| Nobody ever looks inside
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| They just see what they want to see
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| You’ve got the gift of the gab, you’re fab and full of wit
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| A beautiful face that always fits
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| So give me a break and say a big hello to me
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| And I will give you the life I know you’re used to
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| Give me the choice I know you’d choose and
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| What you get is all of me
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| Saying «Howdy Doo, what’s wrong with you?»
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| Hey, and with the help of God and a few marines
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| I’ll get there someday
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| Hey, by the way I hope you’re OK
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| All I want to do
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| Is make your dreams come true
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| I want to be the King of every country
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| Kiss a different girl each month, but
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| When your head rules your heart
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| You never start to understand the score
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| And you can do anything that you want to me
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| Cut off my legs and call me shorty
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| Love me although I’m fat and almost thirty-three
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| What’s wrong with me? |