Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Liquor Saved Me from Sports, artist - Terror 2000. Album song Terror for Sale, in the genre МеталDate of issue: 31.12.2004
Record label: Scarlet
Song language: English
Liquor Saved Me from Sports |
| Jim Bean, my best friend, picks me up in his truck |
| In the backseat JD, my brother in law |
| My German penpal Helmut Jägermeister |
| Sends me small bottles of liquor in the mail |
| I know I chosen the right path |
| So I did the math |
| The call, will be answered |
| I will grow up to be a romancer |
| Hockey is for sissys, football for nerds |
| Bowling for grandma and her domesticated birds |
| Jeff, bobby, matt, those football assholes |
| I slam the door in their faces, they will only see laces |
| Liquor saved me from the sports |
| I rather sit by the pool in my sperm stained shorts |
| And get fucked up… |
| I want to be addicted, subjected by the booze |
| I’d like to wake up in the morning and feel my oze |
| My bitch tells me she wished I would never been born |
| She sits at home and mourn. |
| Baseball for machos |
| La crosse for the queer |
| Tap Dance for grandpa |
| And his conservative peers |
| I may have vomit on my clothes |
| But I still know how to break some bones |
| Bottoms up, buckle up!!! |