| One more margarita was one bad idea
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| Now you don’t know where you left your car
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| And the rent’s overdue, well, imagine that
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| And you think you might die from a broken heart
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| Well, you’ve told us all your life’s a total wreck
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| Then you might not want to hear what’s comin' next, 'cause
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| This is a honky tonk song
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| One of those get another beer, bend another ear
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| Somebody did somebody wrong songs
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| Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin'
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| It might be ten minutes long
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| Hey, but that’s okay
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| This is a honky tonk song
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| Now this is for Alice way out in Dallas
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| Who got dumped at the Burger King
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| And this is for Bobby who just quit his job
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| He’s movin' out to Nashville to sing
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| For that long haul trucker who won’t be home for supper
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| 'Cause he’s stranded on the side of the road
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| For everybody lonesome, everybody blue, yeah
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| (REPEAT CHORUS)
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| It’s for that good ol' boy preachin', dealin' with the Deacons
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| And the little ladies with the beehive hair-do's
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| And what about the waitress who don’t think she can take it
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| Standin' on her feet one more night
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| For that Nascar racer that never sees the checkered flag
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| Wavin' crazy for him
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| For everyone who feels like they were born to lose, yeah
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| (REPEAT CHORUS)
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| It’s when the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin'
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| This thing is goin' on forever, Lord
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| It feels like it’s ten years long
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| Hey, but that’s okay
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| This is a honky tonk song
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| It’s a honky tonk song
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| Another honky tonk song |