| Honey don’t you be yellin' at me when I’m cleaning my gun | 
| I’ll wash the blood of the tailgate when deer season’s done | 
| We got one more weekend to go | 
| And I’d like to kill one more doe | 
| So I’ll shovel the side walk again cause you’re still in a stew | 
| And I bet the bridge tender’s widow won’t mind that I can’t please you | 
| She sure got the run of the men | 
| Out here where the pickin’s are thin there’s not much to do | 
| I woke up last night | 
| In the grip of a fright | 
| Scared to breathe for I might make a noise | 
| But this life that we crave | 
| So little we save | 
| 'tween the grandparent’s graves and the grandchildren’s toys | 
| We grew up hard | 
| And our children don’t know what that means | 
| We turned into our parents before we were out of our teens | 
| Through series of Chevys and Fords | 
| The occasional spin round the floor at the Copper Canteen | 
| Now the bix boxes out on the bypass are shavin us thin | 
| I guess we’ll hold on a couple more years till the pension kicks in | 
| Then we’ll sell all the stock in the store | 
| Leave only the lock on the door and wonder what then | 
| When I wake up at night | 
| In the grip of a fright | 
| And you hold me so tight to your chest | 
| And your breath on my skin | 
| Still pulls me back in | 
| Till I’m weigthless and then I can rest | 
| So if Monseigneur should pull you aside as you’re leavin the church | 
| And I’m out on the ice droppin lines for the walleye and perch | 
| Tell 'em it’s not your job to bring me to the fold | 
| And I’d rather stand out in the cold | 
| And honey I know | 
| The woodpile’s low and you can’t close the flue | 
| So I’ll split up a couple more chords 'fore the winter time’s through | 
| Hold on to your rosary beads | 
| Leave me to my mischievous deeds like we always do |