| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| This old barnyard heffer, got me blue down to my shoes
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| I get up in the mornin' before anthing stirs
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| I get smacked with a tail full of cockle burs
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| This ole wall-eyed Jersey ain’t worth the cut that she chews
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| I work hard all day, a-bringin' in my crops
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| Then I have to milk you and you won’t give nine drops
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| So, stand still you leather headed old heffer
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| I’ll hang an odd on you at the rail in a minute
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| Sick and tired comin' out here every cold mornin'
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| Tryin' to milk you, now stand still
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| I don’t know why I don’t sell you
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| Except, look at the money I’d loose
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| You out your foot in the bucket, kick over the stool
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| I swear I’m gonna swap you for a blue nosed mule
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues
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| Now, look a-here old heffer
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| I’m really gonna tell you some news
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| Even though I said you wouldn’t give nine squirts
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| Bless your old heart, I love you so much it hurts
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| I got the milk 'em in the mornin', feed 'em
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues (get over gal)
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| Milk 'em in the evenin' blues |