| Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
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| we was hitchhikin’down a long and lonesome road.
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| All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road.
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| And he said:
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| Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul. |
| (soul)
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| Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
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| and we each said… Okay.
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| And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
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| Just so happened to be,
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| The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
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| Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
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| One and one make two, two and one make three,
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| It was destiny.
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| Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
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| When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
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| And the grass doth grow…
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| Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
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| Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
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| And the beast was done.
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| He asked us: (snort) Be you angels?
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| And we said, Nay. |
| We are but men.
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| Rock!
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| Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
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| Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
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| This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
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| This is just a tribute.
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| Couldn’t remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
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| This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
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| All right! |
| It was The Greatest Song in the World,
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| All right! |
| It was the best muthafuckin’song the greatest song in the world.
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| And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
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| the song we sang on that fateful night it didn’t actually sound
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| anything like this song.
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| This is just a tribute! |
| You gotta believe me!
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| And I wish you were there! |
| Just a matter of opinion.
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| Ah, fuck! |
| Good God, God lovin',
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| So surprised to find you can’t stop it.
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| All right! |
| All right! |