| 'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
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| You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane
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| It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
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| More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
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| In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
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| When he was buskin' he was all the rage
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| He met Jables and he taught him well
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| All the techniques that were developed in Hell
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| Cock-pushups and the power slide
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| Gig simulation, now there’s nowhere to hide
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| They formed a band they named Tenacious D
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| And then they got the Pick Of Destiny
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| 'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
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| You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane
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| It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
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| Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein
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| 'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy
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| And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey
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| And he who is groovy will be in my movie
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| So come on
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| The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
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| The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
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| But then he broke his tooth
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| And thus the demon said, «Ow.»
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| 'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
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| You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane
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| It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
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| You know our movie’s better than The Citizen Kane
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| 'Cause he who’s a geezer must live in my freezer
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| And she who is snarky is full of malarkey
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| And he who is groovy must be in my movie
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| So come on
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| 'Cause if you’re a diva, then go to Geneva
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| And if you’re a crony, then suck on my boney
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| And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
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| It’s called the Pick of Destiny
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| The Pick of Destiny |