| Better, closer, warmer.
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| That’s it. |
| Okay.
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| I love ya baby but all I can think about is
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| Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm.
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| I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
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| My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
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| Now get it on!
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| I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
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| Dianetics, your buttcheeks is warm.
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| I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
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| My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
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| Now I’ve been set loose-ah,
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| I’m shooting my juice-ah,
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| Right in your caboose.
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| Now f**kin' get it on!
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| Now get it on.
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| Get it on!
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| Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
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| Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
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| And all you people here you’re tremendous,
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| (Except the people in the back),
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| And you’re smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
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| With me, me and KG.
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| All right!
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| Oh yeah,
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| All right! |
| Oh my God!
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| All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
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| C’mon, you muthaf**ka say a prayer (prayer),
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| When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
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| You muthaf**ka, ho, you muthaf**ka,
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| You know what time it is?
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| Tenacious D time, you muthaf**ka, go!
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| F**k yeah!
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| Yeah, yeah!
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| Dude, that was TNT. |