
Date of issue: 16.11.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) |
I am complete! |
Fuck! |
Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck |
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck |
This world will be mine and you're first in line |
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! |
Wait! |
Wait! |
Wait! |
You motherfucker |
We challenge you to a rock off! |
Give us one chance to rock your socks off |
Fuck, fuck, fuck |
The demon code prevents me |
From declining a rock off challenge |
What are your terms? |
What's the catch? |
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. |
And also you will have to pay our rent. |
And what if I win? |
Then you can take Kage back to hell... |
What? |
Trust me Kage, it's the only way, |
What the fuck are you talking about? |
To be your little bitch. |
Fine! |
Let the rock off begin! |
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
I'm the devil, I love metal! |
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty |
I'm the devil, I can do what I want, |
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt, |
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost |
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell |
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel |
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel |
No! |
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder. |
There's just no way that we can win, |
That was a masterpiece. |
Listen to me |
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man |
Goddamn-it Kage, |
He gonna make you his sex slave, |
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise |
No |
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam. |
Dude, we've been through so much shit, |
Deactivated lasers with my dick |
Now it's time to blow this fucker down! |
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down |
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down |
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown |
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town |
Now we've got to blow this fucker down |
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down |
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down |
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown |
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, |
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce |
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind |
We will defeat you for all mankind |
You hold the scepter, |
We hold the key |
You are the devil, |
We are the D [18x] |
You guys are fuckin' lame. |
Come on Kage, you're coming with me. |
Taste my lightning, fucker! |
No! |
Ow! |
Fuck! |
My fuckin' horn! |
Oh no! |
From whence you came you shall remain, |
Until you are complete again |
No! |
Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables! |
I'll get you Tenacious D! |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Last In Line | 2014 |
Time Warp | 2020 |
Don't Blow It, Kage | 2019 |
You Never Give Me Your Money / The End | 2021 |