| Jackanory stories, settle down and we’ll begin
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| Now we’re up to page nineteen and it looks like the indians will win
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| But just like life there’s a good beginning but there is no middle
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| So you may as well skip to the end
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| It’s the same old story
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| And I’ve heard that story a thousand times before
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| Read a book at bedtime to help you off to sleep
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| I’ve found I get the same effect from fixing on reality
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| It’s just like life there’s a good beginning but there is no middle
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| So you may as well skip to the end
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| It’s the same old story
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| And I’ve heard that story a thousand times before
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| Sit amongst the bowler hats and make your crossword last
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| Travel intercity, get nowhere twice as fast
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| Just like life there’s a good beginning but there is no middle
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| So you may as well skip to the end
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| It’s the same old story
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| And I’ve heard that story a thousand times before |