Lyrics Techstar Intro - Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra

Techstar Intro

Space
The vinyl frontier
In the not so distant future
The music industry is in total collapse
Mankind has lost the funk
And wackness fills the land
A deep sadness grows
After the great cloud server crash of 2069
Many people lose their entire music collections
And become both humorless and disenchanted
Without music
Earth becomes a low-quality MP3 version of itself
This leads to a mass exodus of epic proportions
As told by the prophet five
Funk wizard airlines has introduced low-cost, no-frills space travel
To all walks of mankind
In space, live music is thriving
Vinyl and tape sales are booming
And people have once again found the funk
The people get down
In the cosmos nestled in the Jupiter 6 sector of the Orion Belt
A space station called Techstar is a hotbed of all things analog
Like a Las Vegas in space
Every please and comfort know to man and woman alike
And what happens on Techstar, stays on Techstar
He is joined by his smart and beautiful wife
Former lingerie model and alien activist, Sylvie Phillips
Musical director and guitarist Freddie «Fuzzbox» Johnson
Leads Techstar house band Black Hole
Dr. Casey Bonebreak
Resident on-board doctor who is secretly having an affair with Stone Phillip’s
wife, Sylvie
JT Cilantro, space janitor
Who has connections and knows how to get things done on Techstar
Professor Tanaka, brilliant Japanese scholar and scientist
Who knows his way around a thing or two
Johnny «Razor» Jones
Space trucker, ladies man, black market trader, and former boyfriend of Sylvie
Phillips
Who he’s still in love with
Lexina, alien babe hotness
Who kicks serious tail and is smart as a whip
Dirk Lanford is a rich British businessman
Whose family made their fortune in the aerospace industry
He could be a hero or a villain
We are not sure
Detective Carlos Alfonso Ortega, space cop
Originally from Miami, building a case against Razor
For transporting stolen goods across galactic lines
What happens on Techstar
Stays on Techstar