Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gamer, artist - Tech N9ne. Date of issue: 26.07.2010
Record label: Strange
Song language: English
Gamer |
| Welcome to G-G-G-Gamer |
| The game were either you can be the player, or you can get played |
| Caution, if you do engage and you lose |
| This may result in severe heart trauma or distort your way of thinking |
| Play Safely, safely, safely |
| I-I-I am a dame-gamer |
| Play the part major heart breaker brain changer |
| Take her thoughts make her start they insane anger |
| Then they can march, hate can spark, names danger |
| You gotta be fine to get in my chamber |
| Untamed ain’t no shame when I bang stranger |
| But that’s a thousand point, one got it, but the thing drained her |
| And the game hanged her in the strain of a main claimed her |
| Now what you gon' do different? |
| Wonder how well the picture went |
| The one I saw was Twitter sent, saw through mommy like Mr. Kent |
| Lookin like her kissers were whistling to get liquor bent |
| Or wishing for me to stick her in a position to dip I get her hint |
| A hundred points she gets cause we connected |
| Five hundred points for the number that tech direct texted |
| Bonus three hundred if she come over and get naked |
| But a stinky crevice took her to nothing, girl take the exit |
| I’m a game, she the game |
| I’m a player, you not the same |
| Who to loose, who to blame |
| Don’t hate the player, hate the game |
| I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in |
| Baby it ain’t hard to play the game but maybe hard to win |
| It’s a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin |
| Play it right you get an extra man baby |
| Next player she say shes the best slayer |
| She love when her breasts bare |
| With hot candle wax, that’s rare |
| Six hundred points when she say her and her girl is a sex pair |
| That’ll get you an extra man now we gamin on that there |
| Baby you doing good, stay on it picked up an extra man |
| The only way to use that bonus is if a sexy friend |
| Equally fine as you may join us to pass the test |
| To slam fingers in and then out on your own personal message can |
| Skype is so exciting and virtual when two tight women ignite |
| In a delightfulness of dyking in about five minutes |
| You might just win it yet, but now your girl looking up tight with it |
| Lack of participation got your points steadily spiking |
| And if five hundred points is important |
| Then let your mind body and souls free |
| Keep your opponents from trying to score these |
| Mighty sluttin' up with just seconds left on the board 3- |
| 2−1 and on to the next ones cause these bore me |
| Because |
| Eleven Hundred points mommy looked smelled and taste good |
| But lost it from telling it all on Facebook |
| One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was using a fake picture |
| And in the end weren’t none of them winners |
| 'Til I met this girl from Tagged.com |
| Got to meet me, whip me, and she be freaky deaky |
| Got the dinner, a movie and plus a repeat |
| Highest score ever, but I broke the broad |
| Say you came close but no cigar my minds primed |
| Gaming on ya, even if you got some good head |
| Hood said you keep the pood fed 'til the woods dead |
| If you happen to get into bed with me |
| Then you’ll spread quickly and do a medley of ooh and yeahs |
| With me, and that’s a thousand points if you get that |
| Dinner is a thousand mo you can get it if you with that |
| Good conversation can probably get you diamond knickknacks |
| But a misshap like bloggin' about how I did that, give my shit back |
| Thank you for playing Gamer |
| Congrats if you are the winner |
| Sorry and shit if you are a loser |
| If indeed you failed |
| Please come again |
| But remember |
| Continuous play may cause extreme nausea |
| And often results can be fatal |
| -Game Over- |