| McDoon:
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| Until the day we die
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| Daughter: (Spoken) But I don’t want to die!
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| McDoon: (Spoken) That’s why:
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| McDoon, Chorus:
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| Until the day we die
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| Daughter: (Spoken) Yeah, and how we supposed to do that?
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| McDoon: (Daughter:)
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| Well, do you see that ox?
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| ((Spoken) Ahuh.)
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| He’s an ox of course
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| ((Spoken) Yep.)
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| And he took us down the trail
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| But his time is up, 'cause he won’t help us
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| Unless he grows a sail
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| McDoon, Chorus:
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| His time is up, unless he grows a sail
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| His time is up — he didn’t grow a sail
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| McDoon:
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| So we’ll chop him up, remove his guts
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| And grind up all his hooves
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| Then we’ll mix it up into a pulp
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| And spread it on like glue
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| McDoon, Chorus:
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| We’ll chop him up and make him into glue
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| You’ll caulk this up, this ox has died for you
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| (Dialogue)
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| McDoon:
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| Now spread the caulk on thick
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| To seal out the water
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| Now blow on it real quick
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| Daughter:
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| It has a real strange odour
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| Why did we leave home in the first place?
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| I’m springin' leaks all over my face
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| McDoon:
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| A higher power steers me true
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| Now let me do the same for you
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| I see this trip has taken its toll
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| Now let me fill your holes
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| McDoon, Chorus:
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| He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| He’s gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
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| Until the day you die
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| Cletus: (Spoken) Now that’s how you caulk a wagon!
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| (Dialogue)
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| All:
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| Until the day we die…
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| (Caulk the wagon)
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| (Caulk the wagon)
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| (Caulk the wagon) |