| Started of with dinner at a fancy new place
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| Succulent dishes, mmm, tickle my taste
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| Took me to quaintest romantic little bar
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| Perfect gentleman treated me like a star
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| We talked about everything from politics to cartoons
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| He loves reading just like I do
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| From Sidney Sheldon to Mills and Boon
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| We danced a bit then talked some more
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| It was a refreshing change to be with a man and feel this good
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| Unheard of, he must be absolutely insane
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| Encouraged me to talk, allowed me to use my brain
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| He not keep looking at my ass or tits
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| Instead spent the evening sharpening my wits
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| He asked for my opinion, he admitted when I was right
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| A rare combination, handsome and bright
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| We walked to his car, he opened my door, shit
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| No guy ever did that for me before
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| We cruised to my place holding hands the whole ride
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| And naturally I had to invite him inside
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| We had a drink to celebrate a successful evening
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| I swear I felt the earth shake when we kissed
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| He was kissing my forehead, my nose
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| While I fought desperately to get out of my clothes
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| We made it to the bed, I gently took his member
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| A delightful representation of the masculine gender
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| I bided myself and guided it home
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| And doggy then happily buried the bone
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| Then shuttered, bucked, roll off and sighed
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| (Aww)
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| Happy, content, puffed up with pride
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| Didn’t uttered a word, made not even a sound
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| Just left me up hanging no means to get down
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| I said congratulations and gave him a pat
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| You’ve set a new record 10 seconds flat
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| He didn’t seem to hear me just lay there in a heap
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| He snores over 20, falling asleep, damn |