| Confidently, I did the thing
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| A woman like me should never do
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| I stepped on a scale
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| And thought «What the hell?»
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| Cause honey that scale was mighty rude
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| So I’ve gained a little weight
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| Mama’s hair’s a little gray
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| And my strength just ain’t the same
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| But believe me when I say
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| I’d fight a bear underwater for my baby
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| Bring on a lion, I’m not frightened
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| They can’t take me
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| I’d tear the stripes off any tiger
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| You just call me and I swear
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| I’m right there and I’m not scared
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| Of lions and tigers and bears
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| Whoa, oh, whoa
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| A wolf or a fox, please
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| A big jabberwocky
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| You just gotta knock on your mama’s door
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| I’ll fight through the fire
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| But if there’s a spider — well honey
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| That’s what your friends are for!
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| I know sometimes we don’t agree
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| But I’m always on your team
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| And if somebody’s ever mean
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| If they try to take a swing
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| I’m gon hit that gangster lean
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| Somebody hold my earrings
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| Let me get that Vaseline
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| Cause they gon have to go through me
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| I’d fight the real Loch Ness monster for my baby
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| I’d slay the dragon and I’ll drag 'em
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| Cause I’m crazy
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| I’d scare the stripes off any calidah
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| You just call me and I swear
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| I’m right there and I’m not scared
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| Of lions and tigers and bears
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| Whoa, oh, whoa |