| Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
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| I would like to say hello
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| Are you ready for some entertainment?
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| Are you ready for a show?
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| Gonna rock gonna roll you
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| Get you dancing in the aisles
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| Jazz and a razzmatazz you
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| With a little bit of style
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| C’mon let me entertain you
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| Let me entertain you let me entertain you
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| I’ve come here to sell you my body
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| I can show you some good merchandise
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| I’ll pull you and pill you
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| I’ll crueladeville you
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| And to thrill you I’ll use any device
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| We’ll give you crazy performance
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| We’ll give you grounds for divorce
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| We’ll give you piece de resistance
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| And a tour de force of course
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| We found the right location
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| Got a lot of pretty lights
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| The sound and amplification listen
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| Hey if you need a fix if you want a high
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| Stickells see to that
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| With Elektra and EMI
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| We’ll show you where it’s at
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| So c’mon
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| Let me entertain you let me entertain you
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| Let me entertain you
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| Just take a look at the menu
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| We give you rock a la carte
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| We’ll breakfast at Tiffany’s
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| We’ll sing to you in Japanese
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| We’re only here to entertain you
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| If you wanna see some action
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| You get nothing but the best
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| The S and M attraction
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| We’ve got the pleasure chest
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| Chicago and New Orleans
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| We get you on the line
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| If you dig the New York scene
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| We’ll have a son of a bitch of a time
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| C’mon Let me entertain you let me entertain you
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| Let me entertain you tonight |