| My friends all think I’m a jerk
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| 'Cause I never bother to work
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| I want you to know how that feel
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| I’m too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal
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| All the boys along, along the stroll
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| Buy me all the juice, all the juice I can hold
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| And though I seldom get a square meal
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| I’m too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal
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| See all the boys in their tails and tux
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| Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo
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| Though my bankroll is badly bent
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| I make every social event
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| Don’t need a Cadillac car
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| I’ll never travel, never travel that far
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| All the gals call me a heel
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| 'Cause I’m too lazy to work and too nervous to steal
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| See all the boys in their tails and tux
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| Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo
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| Though my bankroll is badly bent
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| I make every social event
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| Don’t need a Cadillac car
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| I’ll never travel, never travel that far
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| All the gals call me a heel
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| 'Cause I’m too lazy to work and too nervous to steal
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| Too lazy to work and too nervous to steal |