| When I tiptoe to the house, high as a kite
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| I’d rather face a tiger than to face my wife
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| She’s the no sleepin’est woman I ever did see
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| When I hit the doorstep she knows it’s me
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| With my shoes in my hand, I’m careful too
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| It makes no difference, it’s «honey, is that you?»
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| She’s the no sleepin’est woman I ever did see
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| When I hit the doorstep she knows it’s me
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| Well I like to play around sometime with my friend
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| But when I go home I’m afraid to go in
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| She thinks my head is a rubber ball
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| It’s the same old story from summer to fall
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| She knows I’m sick, and a little tight
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| But I gotta prepare for a all night fight
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| She’s the no sleepin’est woman I ever did see
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| When I hit the doorstep she knows it’s me
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| Well I like to play around sometime with my friend
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| But when I go home I’m afraid to go in
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| She thinks my head is a rubber ball
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| It’s the same old story from summer to fall
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| She knows I’m sick, and a little tight
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| But I gotta prepare for a all night fight
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| She’s the no sleepin’est woman I ever did see
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| When I hit the doorstep she knows it’s me
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| She’s the no sleepin’est woman I ever did see
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| I give her some pills and she trick poor me
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| No sleepin’est woman that I ever did see |