| Yawnin early mornin, break of dawn I’m messed up, stressed
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| I’m addicted to women, I’m thinkin of dickin while starin at cigarette butts,
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| went to the kitchen took 2 tablets wit a glass of coke, did a couple of press
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| ups, gave up had a bath then dressed up
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| I’m out of the way, by the way I go by the name of photographer exibit A,
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| n I’m played by sway
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| Come follow me 4 tha day, the time is 11 hundred hours approximately ms beckham
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| is about to take her shower,
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| I’m starin with a grin, shes so thick yet so thin couldn’t work out sums in the
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| classroom yet a genius in the gym.
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| Shes the subject of the scribble in my margin, imagine if it was me b4 him,
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| brooklyn could’ve been called cardiff
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| I ponder wit da hardest, Irection, I reckon with the right, direction she could
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| succeed as a soho artist, sorry I ment solo artist,
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| Sorry steve somebodys cumin we’ve gotta leave
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| I’m a photographer, watch me watchin you, as I watch you washin, ooo.
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| you can feel I’m watchin you, but wen you turn round you see nuthin,
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| I’m I over here am I over there, am I to your front or am I to your rear.
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| Even if theres objects blocking I ain’t stoppin watching u
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| Everbody knows me, my camera is my codey I’m keepin it low key my pockets stay
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| bulky, you can lock your door as many times you want if I wanna be in your
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| house I don’t need no key. |
| When vanessa felts lonely I was there I seen Danny
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| Bear the exchange is fair I pay them the visit they pay me the mon-ey I watched
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| kylie minoque’s down under slowly. |
| I think donna wanna come up 4 air,
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| like jordan slamming the career of Liz Hurley (Shut Up Bitch)
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| As I squat behind gates that ain’t pearly I spot alotta fings dat rly dnt
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| concern me.
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| In a cafe around the corner from cilla blacks house, I see a male thats probly
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| 60 odd loggin on 2 tha internet, hes in a chatroom typin out his number,
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| n his username is sugababe, n hes pm n mr summers
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| I’m a photographer, watch me watchin you, as I watch you washin, ooo.
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| you can feel I’m watchin you, but wen you turn round you see nuthin,
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| I’m I over here am I over there, am I to your front or am I to your rear.
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| Even if theres objects blocking I ain’t stoppin watching u
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| See I’ve seen Davinas own house n shes no mary poppins, I’ve held subliminal
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| conversations with gabby roslins goblins, watched Emma Bunton gobblin down
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| spotted dicks, spotted me, squatted quick whistled like I wasn’t watchin it
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| I dream a scene of savin mermaids, I dream of seein zoe with a mouthful of 2
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| versions of her surname (balls)
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| Imagine the salary if I snapped Ali G, Blair, Beckham n Bush givin Dido the
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| battery.
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| I hope no one sees me, I jus spotted chris evans walkin with a man that looks
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| like billy, beatin up seville if I take a blurry picture they mite think its
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| her, little evidence is all I need realy.
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| Behind the TT I jus spotted a Trisha look alike strokin her cat deeley n
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| cannibilisin a wheely? |
| Falacio, Huracio, cos 1 in 3 readers will believe me.
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| You can call me sleezy, your the one that wants to see robin ridin red hood,
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| so I’m givin back to the needy. |
| I’m doin it for the girls I’m doin it for the
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| guys, with one track minds n right hand drives, the medias full of lies that
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| you want us to tell, cos you tell us to tell em, cos you tell em yourself.
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| Now its gettin dark I’m signin off my day is done, Sway aka photographer for
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| the sun.
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| Now, I’m going back to my studio apartment, with my camera full of dirty
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| pictures n I’m goin to sell them to the sun, the telegraph n everybody haha.
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| I need to buy some read bull, so I can do it all again tomorrow,
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| rise n shine (now only on a weekday)
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| Photographer shout outs to paul hinch. |