| Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat
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| Paste, wee, change, go, make teas
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| Alarm, snooze back to sleep
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| All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man
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| Because I’m 27, and I’m living down in the basement
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| I’m so complacent, so I will stay here
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| They’re banging on my door, but I won’t chase 'em
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| Cause I’m so lazy, the last few days I
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| Haven’t seen daylight, haven’t shaved
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| And they can say what they like, they just hate me
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| Cause I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)
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| They said I’m fat I need to go to the gym
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| I don’t wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
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| Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim
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| Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
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| Now I’m in the changing room
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| Hi my name is Jason and I’m not gay
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| I’m looking at your thing but it’s not what you think
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| I’m think to myself why is mine not as big
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| So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger
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| Beyonce, look at me now I’m a killer
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| I said I’m not gay go away stop wishing
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| I just wanted a bit of stiff competition
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| What, what do you want?
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| Piss off
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| I said piss off
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| Shut up I don’t care
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| This is a crap gym
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| It doesn’t work, how do I know it works
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| I’m still fat, why am I still fat
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| It’s a shit gym
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| Sod off
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| I got a baby mum and a lovely little son
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| Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb
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| I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
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| Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it
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| Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren
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| His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
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| But I didn’t have it, I was working at Maplin
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| Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him
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| Cause he wanted to sack me, cause I wanted to stab him
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| Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
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| He’s a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
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| As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren
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| I still got sacked and this is how it happened
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| Some Nigerian guy called Tunde
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| Who told me to call him Thomas for short
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| Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk
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| At first I wasn’t sure, but because he was nice, to me
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| And he kinda showed me his nine
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| He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
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| But this is a woman’s car
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| [Shut up it’s for my wife)
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| He would come in like every fortnight
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| And buy the same iPod 4 times
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| Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq
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| Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)
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| What?
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| [We're from the Metropolitan Police fraud department)
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| Police!
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| Oink oink!
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| Oink, you’re a pig
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| Listen go away man, I don’t wanna get arrested
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| I wanna rest, I wanna sleep
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| All my little brothers smoke weed
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| Come and arrest them, or they’ll do murder
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| Bed
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| I can sleep till the world ends
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| And I ain’t in a rush for a girlfriend
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| All I ever do is fail them
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| Cause all I ever do is tell them the true
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| If you’re fat you’re fat, bitch, ain’t nothing wrong with that
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| Don’t switch I’m, just telling you a fact
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| Do you think you’re thin?
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| Well then
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| I abuse most of them
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| I think that’s how I lose most of them
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| I don’t want to get too close to them
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| After what happened to Elton in school
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| Elton was cool
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| But he had a girlfriend that didn’t want to do things he wanted to
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| Do
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| She said no but he went ahead and felt her
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| I think he’s just coming out of Feltham
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| My last girl was a wannabe WAG
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| Who went everywhere in a cab
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| I told her I’m rich
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| She took me to Harrod
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| And picked up this Gucci worth a grand
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| I went quiet like words from my gran
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| Cause that’s too much to spend on a slag
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| I mean that’s too much to spend on a bag
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| As soon as we got to the till, I ran
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| Then my mobile rang
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| It was my first love, Ann
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| She said she split up with her man
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| And she’s in need of a bang
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| I said I’ll be on a bus in a minute
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| She said «you better not bust in a minute»
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| I got prang and rushed to the chemist
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| Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature?
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| He took me to the back of the store
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| He gave me a spray, what’s this for?
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| Got to her house, clock says 4
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| She’s worn out, I’m wanting more
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| Cause she’s sore she went down south
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| And I think she’s saying she can’t feel her mouth
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| Oi, Anna, speak loud
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| Are you saying you can’t feel your mouth?
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| Are you saying where is this mouse?
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| What, you want me to take your couch?
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| Look if you want to kiss me, out
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| That’s when she kicked me, ouch
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| I think she’s trying to kick me out
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| Just tell me if you wanna get me out
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| I’m gone |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Jason Waste , by - Sway. Song from the album The Signature, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп