| I jumped out the closet with all our friends
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| And we hollered surprise
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| You walked through the door with another man
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| I couldn’t believe my eyes
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| Greetings, salutations, how do you do
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| I planned this party 6 months ago
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| Everybody’s here that you know
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| I flew in your mama and your papa too
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| And Ms. Wiggin the first teacher
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| That you had in grade school
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| I’m standing here looking like a silly fool
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Had a baker to make a cake
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| That looks just like your pretty face
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| Hired a band and some singers too
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| And had it catered with Chinese food
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| Wait a minute, I don’t know who that man is
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| That you walkd in here with tonight
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| But don’t have him dancing to my music and ating my food
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| Or else there’ll be a fight
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| There’s gonna be a fight
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| Why can’t you do something right
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| For a change
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| And must you always
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| Act so strange
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| And why will I go on lovin' you
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| Like I did before
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| And why will I pretend that no other man
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| Once this one hits the door
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| Your gift is a lifetime fool
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday, you dog you
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| Happy birthday to you
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| Happy birthday, hey, you dog you
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| Happy birthday, hey, you dog you
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| Happy birthday, hey, you dog you
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| You no good thing
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| You no good thing
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| You’re a dirty dog… |