Lyrics Rich People Problems - Surgical Meth Machine

Rich People Problems

My boat slip is so deep in the marina
It’s like 18 minutes of hell down the mystic river
Through the no-wake zone
Just to get to my yacht
Which is too big for the harbor
Now I’ll never make it to Newport in time
And I’m gonna miss the regatta
This fois gras sucks
I could just kill myself
I’m gonna climb up on top of my money
And just jump off
I want rich people problems (4x)
Don’t you know I’m in it for the money
OMG
Can you believe it?
I can’t seem
To catch a break
Now I don’t even remember my personal chef’s name
And he doesn’t seem to remember
That I’m allergic to tap water
I only drink the bottled water from France
He knows this
But you can’t count on the help to understand
You don’t get it