| Sometimes he just wants attention
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| Crying out just like a child
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| Feels like everything’s exploding
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| Off the leash and running wild
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| Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy
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| Tell me when you’re ready
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| Taking care of Eddy
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| Taking care of Eddy is always a good time
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| Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line
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| And just when you think it’s over
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| When you think he’s fast asleep
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| There’s a swarm of jack o' lanterns
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| Eddy’s yelling «trick or treat»
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| Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy
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| Hold the razor steady
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| Taking care of Eddy
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| Taking care of Eddy’s becoming a full-time
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| Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line
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| It’s as silent as a tomb in the August afternoon
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| Me and Eddy walk around over on the edge of town
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| Drinking from a paper cup
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| Giant lenses fogging up
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| You’re the greatest baby, Ed
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| And me, I’m just the living dead
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| Pavement shakes beneath your feet
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| Even though you’re eighty-three
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| The molten core beneath the street
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| Is boiling over in the heat
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| Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy
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| Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy
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| Taking care of Eddy’s becoming a full-time
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| Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line
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| Taking care of Eddy’s becoming a full-time
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| Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line |