| Well, I’m a gaming master
|
| My name is known around this place
|
| A freak of nature, a credit to the human race
|
| And when I enter, the doors swing wide in my arcade
|
| Where you were standing and caught my eye, so be afraid
|
| Ass was banging, like Big Game Hunter
|
| Stacked like Klax, with monster truck Thunder
|
| Now you’re my target and in this game I always win
|
| You’re expert level, two player button, let’s begin
|
| I’m just the perfect player, I’m just amazing here
|
| You’ll see this when I doouble all of your kills
|
| You’re just in my direction, you’ll know this when you say
|
| Take me home and show this gamer more of your skills
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills, uh-huh
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills
|
| Well, you can drop your controller
|
| 'Cause I’m the one who’s in control
|
| Lose your joystick 'cause winning is my only goal
|
| It doesn’t matter the questions you respond to here
|
| 'Cause you’re so sexy and my gaming is beyond you, dear
|
| I just don’t care, had the princess, but I tossed her
|
| My pinball machine and your name is Jody Foster
|
| Now you can fight this, but you’re wasting perfect Sega time
|
| Let’s close this deal so I canget back to this game of mine
|
| I’m just the perfect player, I’m just amazing here
|
| You’ll see this when I doouble all of your kills
|
| You’re just in my direction, you’ll know this when you say
|
| Take me home and show this gamer more of your skills
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills, uh-huh
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills, uh-huh
|
| Who’s got control, who’s not a coward
|
| Who shuts them down, who’s got the power
|
| Who’s got control, who’s not a coward
|
| Who shuts them down, who’s got the power
|
| So here we are and once again I dominate
|
| I’m talking large, if you’d rather I could demonstrate
|
| You’ve heard the sell, now let’s go make this story fact
|
| The highest score, my initials scratched into your back
|
| The final test, but I think that I can hack it
|
| My wrist is strong, but I hardly have to whack it
|
| Now take my number, how does another rematch sound
|
| If I’m not gaming then I’ll meet you for a second round
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills, uh-huh
|
| Skills, alright
|
| Skills, uh-huh |