| It’s that time of year
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| When we all get together
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| And afterwards we wonder why
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| ‘Cause the later it gets
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| The drunker we are
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| Someone always ends up in a fight
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| Well you’d think that a family
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| Could try to get along
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| At least this one day here
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| But the fact is we can’t,
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| We never will
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| So pass me one more Christmas beer.
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| If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em
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| Get drunk and annoy ‘em
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| I’m usually the one who tries to hold it together,
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| But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
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| We don’t know any better
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| Same thing, different year
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| God bless the family, can’t wait 'til it’s over
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| Pass me one more Christmas beer.
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| Scotty’s got JB down in a head-lock
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| Mike just got decked in the hall
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| Over somethin' 'bout NASCAR and who had the fast car
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| And who put Junior into that wall
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| Well grandma’s bitchin'
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| About paintin' the kitchen
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| It’s a good thing my grandpa ain’t here
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| I’ve tried to stay sober but this party ain’t over
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| So pass me one more Christmas beer.
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| If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em
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| Get drunk and annoy ‘em
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| I’m usually the one who tries to hold it together,
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| But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
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| We don’t know any better
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| Same thing, different year
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| God bless the family, can’t wait 'til it’s over
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| Pass me one more Christmas beer.
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| We don’t know any better
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| Same thing, different year
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| Hallelujah and Happy Holidays
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| Pass me one more Christmas beer. |