| Jesus Christ was an only child
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| Went down to the river
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| And he drank and smiled
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| And his dad was oh-so-mad
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| Should have insured that planet
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| Before it crashed
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| Working hard to make internet cash
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| Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
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| I know now what I knew then
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| But I didn’t know then what I know now
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| Penny found out as her hair was styled
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| You should hide you kids
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| While the dogs run wild
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| Jesus Christ was an only child
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| Went down to the river
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| And he drank and smiled
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| And his dad was oh-so-mad
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| Should have killed that boy
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| Before he even had |