| When I was young my father taught me not to gloat
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| If I came home too proud of myself I get wrestled to the floor and choked
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| But I forgive him for that
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| He was an eighth grade drop out and I was being a brat
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| I forgive him, I do
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| I know that he loves me and he knows I love him too
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| When I was young my father told me, to each his own
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| The lady said as she kissed the cow
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| Some like the fiddle, some like the trombone
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| And I live by that rule
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| Your trip is your trip and my trip is my trip too
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| Yeah, I’ll mind my own business
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| I’ll have an O’Douls and my friend here will have a Guinness
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| I love my dad (I love my dad)
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| I love my dad (I love my dad)
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| I love my dad (I love my dad)
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| Your kid goes to the private Berkeley school with one black kid
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| My kid goes to the public school, came home with cracked ribs
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| And when my kid’s eighteen
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| He’ll be out there like I was and probably chasing his dreams
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| And when your kid’s twenty-two
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| He’ll have an internship at a law firm and hey that’s okay too
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| When I was five I came home from kindergarten crying cause they sat me next to
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| an albino
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| My dad said son everyone’s different, you gotta love em all equally
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| And then my dad sat me down
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| He said you gotta love all people, pink, red, black, or brown
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| And then just after dinner
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| He played me the album They Only Come Out At Night by Edgar Winter
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| When I was young my dad taught me the beauty of patience
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| We’d go and hang with his friend Billy Brislin all day in his Steubenville
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| basement
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| We’d watch wrestling matches on TV and Billy couldn’t move cause he was
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| handicapped
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| And I learned to shoot the shit
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| And how to care for those in need and to show respect
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| When I was a kid my dad brought home a guitar he got from Sears
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| I took lessons from a neighbour lady but it wasn’t going anywhere
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| He went and got me a good teacher
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| And in no time at all I was getting better
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| I can play just fine
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| I still practice a lot but not as much as Nels Cline
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| When I was young my dad told me to pay gossip no mind
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| When people talk bad on you you gotta flick it off your shoulder like a fly
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| Learn to pick your punches, don’t get no tussles, dead end ditches
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| Life is short, young man
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| Get out there and make the best of it while you can
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| I ain’t trying to say my dad was some kind of a perfect saint
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| When something set him off, I hit the floor quicker than what Mike Tyson did to
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| Ricky Spain
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| I hit the floor so fast
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| But that was so long ago and we both moved past
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| My life is pretty good
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| I owe it to him, my dad did the best he could
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| I love you dad
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| I love you dad
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| I love you dad
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| I love you dad |