| I met a little girl sittin' in the front | 
| Pardon me miss for seeming quite so blunt | 
| But your beauty and your presence | 
| Just took me by surprise | 
| She said there’s a meaning in my sexy stare | 
| But that’s my old man that’s sittin' over there | 
| And that’s not the look of love that he’s got for you in his eyes | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| I took her home and we was doing nip and tuck | 
| How was I to know that I was out of luck | 
| And before I knew it, the devil took my soul | 
| In two weeks time it seemed to be the steady con | 
| She told me «you're about to be a papa, John» | 
| And I just looked around and tried to crawl into the nearest hole | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| Well, in two more weeks I started feelin' sore | 
| I found myself waiting at my doctor’s door | 
| He said, «Son I’m sorry but I’ve got some slightly less than tragic news» | 
| «Yeah, it seems you’ve been sociable with certain she’s | 
| 'Cause you’ve contracted what we call a social disease | 
| And next time you better ask and use it, no don’t refuse» | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask | 
| You know what you’ve gotta do | 
| There’s no one else to blame but you | 
| Nobody’s gonna tell you so next time you just had better ask |