| SP?
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| Yo, yo
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| I been going through this thing, I’ve been sleeping with this girl for about
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| three months now, um, I met her online, I met her through Instagram and now she
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| wants to meet my mom, which is fine, which is cool, I’d love her to meet my mom
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| but the only problem is, I don’t know to explain to my mom what she does for a
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| living, how we met or what her government name is
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| What-what's her name?
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| Instagram.com/garfield
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| I can’t do this wit' you guys
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| I don’t know if it’s Garfield with three D’s because it’s her breast size or
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| it’s how many dicks she can take
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| Nah, bro
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| But either way, either way, I just don’t know if it’s something we can bring up
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| at dinner, you know?
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| This is old now, bro
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| She’s Garfield for a reason: her pussy’s fat, she’s lazy and she tastes like
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| lasagne
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| And you feel those are great attributes to bring home to your mother?
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| She’s a working woman, she dances in Joe Budden’s Instagram live,
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| everyday except for Monday, she hates Monday’s, hates Monday’s
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| You on the live too Jeff?
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| Uh, yeah, it’s my phone
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| And you supporting this?
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| I mean, I don’t give money to her CashApp but-
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| Guys, every penny counts
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| Are you fucking serious right now?
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| No, I’m fucking Garfield, are you listening?
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| …Okay, cool, I’ll talk to you later |