| Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
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| Nope, I haven’t had no dope
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| Lift up the velvet rope
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| Mr doorman stop teasing
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| I’m freezing out here
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| See, I’ve got friends inside
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| It’s my birthday tonight
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| And I’m not wearing trainers
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| Not to mention knickers
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| It’s futile to debate
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| With St Peter at the gate
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| Made of protein milkshake
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| And low carb intake
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| Cause all in all you’re just
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| Another prick at the door
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| Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
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| Bouncer, hey bouncer
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| Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical
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| Bouncer, bouncer
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| Ooh, bouncer, empowered and aroused
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| I see it in your trousers
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| And in the way you browse her
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| Look she’s in!
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| What?! |
| Her dress is up to waterline
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| Bitch is clearly borderline
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| Nose as white as Snow White’s, in moonlight
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| We stand in awe in front of
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| Another prick at the door
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| Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
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| Bouncer, hey bouncer
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| Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical
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| Bouncer, hey bouncer
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| Bounce bounce bouncer
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| Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical
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| So you can play karate
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| You thick illiterati
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| I’m a black belt in life
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| So go home to your ugly wife
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| You forgot in your wisdom
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| The window to the ladies room
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| A whole new possibility for a cat like me
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| Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
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| Bouncer, hey bouncer
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| Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
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| I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical |