| This is a morbid story 'bout a fellow that had to die
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| He had a beautiful wife but he also had a rovin' eye
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| For all the unfaithful husbands to see
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| Come let me tell you the story
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| Of little Willie, the Troubadour
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| And just how it happened to pass, my friend
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| Little Willie won’t sing no more
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| (You know why?)
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| For all the unfaithful husbands to see
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| Willie was handsome as he could be
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| He met a gal in society
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| Then Willie was cursed with a rovin' eye
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| And never let a pretty chick pass by
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| So he bought himself a Convertible Bird
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| To ride the fine chicks around
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| He found out he was being followed
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| So he could never let the top down
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| (Know what happened to him?)
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| For all the unfaithful husbands to see
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| If he drove a girl to a drive-in
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| He’d have to go after dark
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| He knew he always had to hide
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| So he’d wind up sitting in the park
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| She caught him down by the water
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| Loving the fisherman’s daughter
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| She pulled her little pistol from right out of the air
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| And shot poor Willie right then and there
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| She planted him by the roadside
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| For all the unfaithful husbands to see |