| Had a car with stuck doors and primer finish
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| To take a girl out I had to climb her in it
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| She really hoped her friends didn’t find her in it
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| When she wanted two drinks, I said «Mind yer limit»
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| Show up at the party, new suit and Stacys
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| Very next day, return it back to Macy’s
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| Say it smells like sweat? |
| Sir, is you crazy?!
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| Gimme my refund or push up daisies
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| Me and two friends used to share a pager
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| So every three days I would swear I’m major
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| 'lectricity from the next door neighbor
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| Broke muthafuckas be sharp as lasers
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| I was more tore back than a stolen car tag
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| Just used somebody else’s card for the bar tab
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| A dollar hot dog wasn’t nothing to bark at
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| It’s only funny cuz you don’t see where the scar’s at
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| Scars! |
| Hold that pose!
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| Got free cable cuz I know somebody
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| Got some broke patnahs that’ll throw somebody
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| Not pickin up the phone cuz I owe somebody
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| Got a twamp note I’mma photocopy
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| A date with me was all kinda fun
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| Go to the restaurant, dine, and run
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| The bank might keep declinin' em
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| But these hundred dollar checks, I’m signin 'em
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| The rubber on my sneakers used to flap when walkin'
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| It looked like two little muppets talkin'
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| «Ay, w’sup baby? |
| Do you come here often?
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| Oh, I got some new shoes. |
| They just haven’t been brought in.»
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| This old ripped jacket is cuz I’m an artist
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| I’ll burn rubber on you if my car will get started
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| The third month avoidin landlords is the hardest
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| It’s only funny cuz you don’t see where the scar is
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| Scars! |
| Hold that pose!
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| Welfare checks
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| Food stamps
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| Collection notes
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| Broken amps
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| Paycheck late
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| Shut off notice
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| Pyramid schemes
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| Hocus pocus
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| Welfare checks
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| Food stamps
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| Collection notes
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| Broken amps
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| Paycheck late
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| Shut off notice
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| Pyramid schemes
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| Are hocus pocus
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| Hold that pose
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| Hold that pose
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| Hold that pose
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| And don’t ever come down
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| Hold that pose
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| Hold that pose
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| Hold that pose
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| And don’t ever come down
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| Breakdown
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| Scars! |
| Hold that pose! |