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Date of issue: 24.10.2010
Record label: Atco, Atlantic
Song language: English
The Christmas Can-Can |
Christmas, Christmas time is here, |
And Christmas songs you love to hear |
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, |
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping |
Christmas, Christmas time is here, |
The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer |
Songs and songs we love to hear |
All played a thousand times each year |
Heard this same song twenty times |
And it’s only Halloween (Joy To The World) |
(I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day) |
It’s not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly) |
Christmas, Christmas time is here, |
(Hark The Herald Angels Sing) |
And Christmas songs you love to hear |
(Joy To The World) |
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, |
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping |
Christmas season |
Starting sooner every year |
It’s October, |
Stores with plastic Christmas trees |
Ransack the mall, |
Shop until you lose your mind |
Spike the eggnog, |
Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, the Grinch, |
or Charlie Brown |
It’s time… |
(Hey) |
It’s time to do the Christmas can-can |
If you can’t, can’t dance, well, that’s OK (not going to do the kick line) |
All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents |
Wrap them up and pray for snow |
(Ho) |
Run to your closet |
Find your Christmas sweater |
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) |
Maine all the way to California |
It’s the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day |
It’s the most wonderful time of year |
We’re running mad with Christmas cheer |
Hey, what’s troubling you, my friend? |
It’s not fair if you’re Jewish, Jewish |
(not fair if you’re Jewish, Jewish) |
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel |
I made it out of clay |
You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday |
Hey, he’s right who made these laws? |
Look! |
Wait! |
Here comes Santa Claus, |
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, |
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) |
(Guys? Guys!) |
Hey, Santa do the can-can |
Help them if you can-can |
Join in the parade |
(I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food) |
All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents |
Wrap them up and pray for snow (ho) |
Run to your closet |
Find your Christmas sweater |
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) |
France all the way to Indiana |
It’s the Christmas can-can |
That’s the end |
Wait! |
For our ending |
We should share this holiday |
Hava Nagila happy Hanukkah to you, |
A happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you |
A merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa. |
Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah and merry Kwanzaa, too |
(Ho) |
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