| Christmas, Christmas time is here,
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| And Christmas songs you love to hear
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| Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
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| But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
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| Christmas, Christmas time is here,
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| The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer
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| Songs and songs we love to hear
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| All played a thousand times each year
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| Heard this same song twenty times
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| And it’s only Halloween (Joy To The World)
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| (I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day)
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| It’s not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)
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| Christmas, Christmas time is here,
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| (Hark The Herald Angels Sing)
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| And Christmas songs you love to hear
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| (Joy To The World)
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| Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
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| But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
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| Christmas season
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| Starting sooner every year
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| It’s October,
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| Stores with plastic Christmas trees
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| Ransack the mall,
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| Shop until you lose your mind
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| Spike the eggnog,
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| Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, the Grinch,
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| or Charlie Brown
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| It’s time…
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| (Hey)
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| It’s time to do the Christmas can-can
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| If you can’t, can’t dance, well, that’s OK (not going to do the kick line)
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| All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents
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| Wrap them up and pray for snow
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| (Ho)
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| Run to your closet
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| Find your Christmas sweater
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| Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
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| Maine all the way to California
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| It’s the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day
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| It’s the most wonderful time of year
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| We’re running mad with Christmas cheer
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| Hey, what’s troubling you, my friend?
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| It’s not fair if you’re Jewish, Jewish
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| (not fair if you’re Jewish, Jewish)
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| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
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| I made it out of clay
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| You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday
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| Hey, he’s right who made these laws?
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| Look! |
| Wait! |
| Here comes Santa Claus,
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| Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa,
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| Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
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| (Guys? Guys!)
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| Hey, Santa do the can-can
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| Help them if you can-can
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| Join in the parade
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| (I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food)
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| All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents
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| Wrap them up and pray for snow (ho)
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| Run to your closet
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| Find your Christmas sweater
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| Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
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| France all the way to Indiana
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| It’s the Christmas can-can
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| That’s the end
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| Wait! |
| For our ending
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| We should share this holiday
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| Hava Nagila happy Hanukkah to you,
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| A happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you
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| A merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa.
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| Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah and merry Kwanzaa, too
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| (Ho) |