| Ah, ye’ve gotta be joking, yr tekkin' the piss,
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| I’d have to be stupid to go on wi' this,
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| I wasn’t born yesterday, or even last week,
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| It’s someone with sailing experience ye seek?
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| I wouldn’t sail with you’s on the last ship aground,
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| In a biblical flood, I’d be better off drowned,
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| So drink up yr bevies and have a good sup,
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| I’ll no part o' this fancy O' Brian’s dreamed up,
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| Find some other idiot to pilot your craft,
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| And tomorrow ye’ll be sober.
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| Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye’s all,
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| Ye know ye’ve got nowt ye’ve got nothing at all,
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| Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
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| And you’re out of your tiny minds.
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| I had a friend on the ships his name was Joe Dorsey,
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| He’d get into port he’d be straight to the horsies,
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| He begged and he pleaded, he was some operator,
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| 600 to one, and he’d pay me back later,
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| He claimed it was certain that we’d be in clover,
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| And the next time we sailed past the White Cliffs of Dover,
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| We’d be sailing a yacht of our own to the Med,
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| I lent him the money, I was out of me head,
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| I didn’t see hide of him for nine months, maybe ten,
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| And didn’t the bastard just ask me again?
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| For the loan of a tenner he’d pay me back soon,
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| All the money he owed me, I answered the loon,
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| Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye’s all,
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| Ye know ye’ve got nowt ye’ve got nothing at all,
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| Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
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| And you’re out of your tiny minds.
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| I once had a girl down in Tenerife,
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| A passionate courtship albeit brief,
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| But what happened next, it just beggared belief,
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| If I tell ye, ye’ll be sober.
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| The second night in she claims she’s with child,
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| Afore yesterday night she’d been pure, undefiled,
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| I must be the father, court papers she’d filed,
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| So what did I tell her me rovers?
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| Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye’s all,
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| Ye know ye’ve got nowt ye’ve got nothing at all,
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| Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
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| Ye think you’ve got a case, you’ve got sweet bugger all,
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| And you’re out of your tiny minds,
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| And you’re out of your tiny minds,
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| And you’re out of your tiny minds. |