| Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
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| We really shocked the local rock disc jock
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| Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me
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| The poor bloke nearly went right off his block
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| We only told him what we did and didn’t like
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| And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike
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| You can’t say that on the radio
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| You can’t say that on the radio
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| Yes we all do it but you can’t refer to it
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| You can’t say that on the radio
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| Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
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| We said the word and got our knuckles rapped
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| But if he didn’t want to know
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| Why did he ask our views on all that crap?
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| Oh now we’ve done it and we’ve really got it wrong
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| Not even Uncle John will get to play this song
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| Cos you can’t say crap on the radio
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| You can’t say crap on the radio
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| We all do it but you can’t refer to it
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| You can’t say crap on the radio
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| Of course we teach freedom of speech
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| But say as we say and not what we preach
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| We know your sort you little guttersnipe
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| Don’t give us none of that shit
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| Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee
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| But now we know how we touched a sore spot
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| Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me
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| It’s plain to see what got him bothered and hot
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| We thought that it was just something that you said
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| But then we realised it was all he played
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| Cos he can play crap on the radio
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| You can play crap on the radio
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| Be careful what you say
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| And you can play shite all day
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| You can play crap on the radio
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| Crapital radio |